That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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