Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What a dumb baby whore.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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