i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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