like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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