my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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