How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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