Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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