Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
