we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize