So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
In America we eat man semen.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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