I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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