belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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