super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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