Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Randomize
