whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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