I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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