You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
