oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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