Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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