Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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