i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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