oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i out mim tonsoeep
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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