Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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