K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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