I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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