Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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