is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Randomize
