I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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