): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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