what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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