It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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