Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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