Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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