no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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