On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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