You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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