my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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