How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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