can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
