I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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