Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize