your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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