he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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