lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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