You're completely useless in the revolution.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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