You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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