Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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