I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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