Yo dont text me then not text me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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