It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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