erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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