So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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