his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
All I want is dick and wine.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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