bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
True strength comes from lack of pants
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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