I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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