i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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